#Offensive: Damage Over Time
Ladies and gentlemen! Today we're discussing me! Mojo! The greatest Champion to ever grace the Contest! I'm the ruler and slaver overlord of a cute little place called the Mojoverse. It's my job to bring nothing but the most entertaining, top-tier, thrilling cinematic content to all my Spineless viewers and followers back home. And if I have to viciously degenerate and destroy a few other D-list characters to do it, even better!