Granted an undescended healing factor at the hands of the Weapon X Program, Wade... Blah blah blah, step aside game designer chump. Let me show you how it’s done. In a world where a bunch of super-heroes fight each other for the amusement of gamers with too much time on their hands, one kick-butt dude with super sweet swords and unmatched dance skills rises up to...to uhh...wait...what’s the point of the Contest? ISO-Sphere? Is it shiny? Whatever, I want it.